The great thing about getting handsome is that you’re good-looking to both women and men. Truly, we grab satisfaction in this dual-sexuality attraction. I’m not truly what good-looking of a guy, if you are not my personal mom (do not perverted, goodness dammit!). But I there are people who think I’m the « stuff. »

Anyway, this tale is not about me. This account concerns my guy, Rod. Those who possess study our very own things for a time now, may bear in mind Rod from the end of
Nuts Text Messages.
Yep, I’m speaking about alike man.

Thankfully for me and, furthermore, available he’s got permitted me to tell another tale of total and total brutality. Now, we study the account of Rod, a

Good-luck Chuck

for new age.

Any time you remember the basic idea of 2007’s
Razzie
Nominated Good Luck Chuck, you might recall that Dickhead MaGee (Dane Cook) had a curse that when he slept with a women, they would find their own true-love aka the next man they attach with… Terrible movie. Enter Rod: « a lot better than fiction. » There’s not an extremely an expression because of this… Could we call it « Acquiring Chucked? »  With this post, we’re going to only utilize that, mmkay?

Go into the Vag at the Own Risk

I will be responsible about for most of the cases of Rod acquiring

Chucked.

If storage serves me really, I introduced or put him willing to fulfill and date at the least three beautiful women. This was during the times when I absolutely wanted to complement my friends collectively. Obviously, i am an asshole and I also not any longer play the matchmaking game.

Rod Vs. Herzog O’Hoolihan

– teenage Rod had been ready for fighting as he began matchmaking Herzog, certainly one of my personal best friends, who’s had the experience for my situation a lot more occasions than i could depend. This lasted a brief several months as a recall. Things began with great fun, but don’t exercise, whenever Herzog pulled the a lot reviled rip-heart-out-of-chest-with-bare-hand fatality on Rod… Outcome? #sadpandaface, Herzog has actually since, gotten engaged features a tiny military of young ones and resides in the field of Happily Ever After…

Distance to Matrimonial Bliss? Two dudes.

Rod Vs. Lyrica McSpankyPants


and Dormatta Vue –

Oh, yes, I remember this package. It actually was quite funny exactly how this package played around… Well, at the very least at the start. Rod was regarding hunt, the thing is. He’d came across a set of able and qualified bachelorettes at certainly one of my personal much-hyped Halloween functions. I was amazed, the person was going to tw0-fist their internet dating life!

Lyrica was a good gal, which We have recognized for a lengthy, number of years. Nice as pie she was actually and she could not keep the woman eyes of Rod. The invested numerous enjoyable evenings together, you are sure that, as most those people who are into performing both tend to be wont to complete. That’s not the amusing. The amusing, after that, you ask? Some days, he’d enter his car and drive a block and 1 / 2 up to Dormatta’s spot to hang out with their wang completely. Certainly, the two women he had been internet dating were only block from one another. Rod, I think, at first had been agitated and concerned from this unexpected convenience, but later on expanded attracted to the chance it provided. The chance price ended up being certainly within his benefit.

Much like anything else in daily life, whether or not it’s good, it must arrived at a conclusion. Ultimately Rod stopped holding out/calling Lyrica in true « fade-to-black » style (aka merely « the fade »). He wound up internet dating Dormatta for more than 24 months before she remaining him, had gotten interested and moved from the nation all within a years’ time.

Distance to Matrimonial Bliss? One guy. Let Us quickly onward a-year many change…

Rod vs. Slutty Dorothy

– Now, that one didn’t keep going too-long. Rod had experienced a fairly epic separation and have you figured out what the cunning runt of one performed? The guy went and dated their ex’s closest friend!  Well-played sir, well-played indeed! Naughty Dorothy (no offense to sluts around the globe. I adore you children) was actually, well, slutty-hot. It just happened at another Halloween party that their particular quick three-month extended stint of enthusiasm was actually arriving at an end. Was it angry-nerd complex that kiled the relationship, or ended up being the gal witnessing someone privately?  The planet may never know. All i could show is the fact that the union finished after this celebration. She smashed things down with him, dressed in a Slutty Dorothy outfit (hot, right>?). She finished up getting right back with an ex and getting engaged within several small days…

Length to Matrimonial Bliss? Whoosh!

The moral of this story children? Being Good Luck Chuck sucks worse than that shitty movie previously performed… Oh! And stop fulfilling people on Halloween! Yeah!